February 2012
427 posts
My big brother text me earlier to see if I could babysit his girlfriend’s sprog later tonight. I am terrified. Children scare me. I’ve also had a cup of coffee because I was tired and now I can’t blink. I stopped drinking it for a reason. Twitch. Somebody help me. Please?
Cruor Veneficus
lightshifter42:
On the Las Vegas strip a Card Wielding Serial Killer lurks in the shadows. Only one man has the ability to go up against this psychopath. But what happens when that man finds he’s the killer’s own ex-partner?
Warning: Dark Themes, slight swearing
I do not own Penn & Teller and this has not nor will ever happen. This is a work of fiction and should be considered an AU.
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lady-digby-chicken-caesar asked: EHS
johnnyfuckindepp asked: I love your picture with Teller! I actually met Teller few weeks ago too!
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Anonymous asked: BFTY.
Making yet another magic blog.
suicide-in-c-sharp:
Ali Cook blog is cominggg!
I’ve made one for Pete, I shall also make one for Ali, seeing he’s just as awesome.
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Fuck yeah; fuck yeah Ali Cook!
Okay, I'mma do another video in a little while,...
The last time I did one it actually made me feel really good because I’m usually the silent, dorky kind, but it was nice to talk at you all.
“Gay marriage won’t lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant...”
– Bill Maher
galifianafuck:
remember when some kid met tom hanks and tom hanks asked the kid to close his eyes and then tom started talking like woody for the kid
Love Tim Honks. Love him.
“How these people are allowed to exist is beyond me; being late is always a...”
– Jon Richardson
oh-magick asked: Is that you with Teller in your picture?
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“Of course I’m holding back! I’m insane, you idiot! Remember the other day, when...”
– Elliot Reid, Scrubs
eyyy! I'm actually allowed to get two small wrist...
suicide-in-c-sharp:
result!
I have a tattoo on each wrist and they’re not painful at all. Compared to the others I have, it’s probably one of the least noticeable places where pain is concerned. Not that it hurts particularly bad anywhere else.
